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[Hazza]

1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.


2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably
one on a totally
different subject.


3. Superglue the toilet seat in the up position.


4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she
thinks that she's
gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say
that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.


5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find
yourself in
Newcastle when your original destination was Cardiff.


6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.


7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one
with her.


8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.


9. Never give her a straight answer.


10. Take up yodelling and practice a lot.


11. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.


12. Pretend you forgot how to speak English.


13. Answer every question with "Yes, dear."

[RichardB]

I just do No 13

It works for me

(well actually I say Nai Manamou)

[LENA]

haha....RichardB do you shake your head as well???

[aussiedrillerman]

How to really annoy your wife..

Name the dog after her and every time you are angry or during an arguement you kick the dog.

[kafenes]

How do you make your wife scream while having sex???
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Use the curtains to wipe your d--k.