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How much do you love babies??

Postby LENA » Tue May 15, 2007 1:50 pm

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Postby Bill » Wed May 30, 2007 2:47 am

I guess I love babies a lot

But I couldn't eat a whole one :roll: :wink: :wink:

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Postby LENA » Wed May 30, 2007 5:50 am

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Postby Acunga » Wed May 30, 2007 6:13 pm

I like babies like canned food, with bread and cheeseburger with mother string on it:)
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Postby LENA » Wed May 30, 2007 6:20 pm

Acunga wrote:I like babies like canned food, with bread and cheeseburger with mother string on it:)


You like the babies or the place that babies came out? :oops: :oops:
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Postby RichardB » Wed May 30, 2007 6:43 pm

Lena wrote


You like the babies or the place that babies came out?



You mean like the Gooseberry bush or the stork?????
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Postby LENA » Wed May 30, 2007 6:48 pm

RichardB wrote:Lena wrote


You like the babies or the place that babies came out?



You mean like the Gooseberry bush or the stork?????


RichardB we have to talk...in private!! I have to discuss about few things!!!
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Postby RichardB » Wed May 30, 2007 6:52 pm

Where Do Babies Come From?
As answered by Mrs. McCutcheon’s fourth grade class
Washington Elementary, Pittsburg, PA


When two people fall in love, the storke comes and brings them a special delivery.
—Andrew McDaniel, age 8

A box.
—Allison Hemp, age 8

Desperation, technology, and cold hard cash.
—James Collins, age 8

The bottom of a bottle.
—Phillip Stewart, age 37

Sheer human vanity.
—Lao Ping, age 8

An advantageous coupling of two members of complementary gender and race.
—Hans Eichmann, age 9

I saw a picture of my little brother in my mommy. He looked like he came from the pond behind our house. I wonder why Mommy made genital jam with a frog.
—James Ericson, age 8

A sack.
—Amanda Lawrence, age 9

Papist tomfoolery.
—Maria Gratiaplena, age 8

Motherfucking romance.
—Susie Chen, age 7

Cuervo Nation.
—Bobby Williams, age 8

A sack in a box.
—Alex Jochs, age 8



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Postby LENA » Wed May 30, 2007 7:25 pm

Thanks RichardB that was really nice! :D
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Postby Peterc » Wed May 30, 2007 7:44 pm

To make a baby you need a sperm cell and an egg cell. The sperm cell comes from the daddy and the egg cell comes from the mommy. When the sperm and egg meet, they make a tiny baby that is smaller than a grain of salt. The baby grows in the mommy's tummy for nine months. Then the baby is ready to come out.
DOES THIS HELP?????
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