When they arrive at the terminal the coach driver calls the hippy over and says:
"Here, if you like her so much, go to the graveyard next to town's church at 9 pm and you'll find her praying there. If you dress up in some flourescent robe and stick a halo over your head, she might believe you are God and let you do what you like."
The hippy thanks the driver and gets all excited with the idea. 9pm at night he is in the graveyard, and true as the driver said, there she is praying, kneeling in front of a statue. He goes behind the statue and suddenly comes out glowing in this golden flourescent robe, shouting:
"I am God, and you are the chosen one, I command you pull your robe up and please me!"
The nun puts her head down in shame and says "Oh my God! Can we at least do it unconventionally so that I do not lose my chastity". The excited hippy says "no problem - turn round and bend over"...
After they finish, the triumphant hippy puls off the robe and screams out loughing "I am no GOD , I am the hippy who sat next to you in the coach!" The nun also starts loughing and pulls off the habit shouting " well I'm no nun either, I am the bus driver you fool!"
