Ok first of all, this is for Greeks/GCs only, it will probably be all Greek to others
To Greeks, the following sound like they could be real Cypriot names and that's why they are funny to us but, do you Greek Cypriots think the same?
The Cypriot pastrycook's name is : Ion Amygdalou (Ίον Αμυγδάλου)
The Cypriot electrician's name is : Tasis Piniou (Τάσις Πηνίου)
The Cypriot voyeur's name is : Dasos Haidariou (Δάσος Χαϊδαρίου, a grove in Athens were couples make out)