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Postby Bill » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:28 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:Bill,why don't you go off & have a wank then? Tossing yourself off is good for you!

Aidan.


I bow down to your superior knowledge as the forum expurt on this subject so I'll take your word for it :roll:

But I have read that it does wonders for your prostrate :shock:

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Postby BC Numismatics » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:39 pm

Bill wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:Bill,why don't you go off & have a wank then? Tossing yourself off is good for you!

Aidan.


I bow down to your superior knowledge as the forum expurt on this subject so I'll take your word for it :roll:

But I have read that it does wonders for your prostrate :shock:

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Bill,so is having a shag as well! That burns off a lot of calories,& temporarily relieves stress.

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Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:40 am

BC Numismatics wrote:
Bill wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:Bill,why don't you go off & have a wank then? Tossing yourself off is good for you!

Aidan.


I bow down to your superior knowledge as the forum expurt on this subject so I'll take your word for it :roll:

But I have read that it does wonders for your prostrate :shock:

Bill ~~


Bill,so is having a shag as well! That burns off a lot of calories,& temporarily relieves stress.

Aidan.

How would you know? :roll:
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Re: What is the name of your town?

Postby webbo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:55 am

LENA wrote:A Little GermanTown Named . .
(The newspaper article is even funnier than the sign!!)

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Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend


:D BRILLIANT STUFF LENA MOU! :D

Just logged on and this is the first post I have clicked onto. I do hope that the rest are of an equally high standard!! :)

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Postby Bill » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:46 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:
Bill wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:Bill,why don't you go off & have a wank then? Tossing yourself off is good for you!

Aidan.


I bow down to your superior knowledge as the forum expurt on this subject so I'll take your word for it :roll:

But I have read that it does wonders for your prostrate :shock:

Bill ~~


Bill,so is having a shag as well! That burns off a lot of calories,& temporarily relieves stress.

Aidan.


So now we are building bit by bit a distressing picture of you Aida.

A small hobbit type person ~ fat and stressed by living alone in a hut surrounded by coins and memorabilia from the commonwealth ~ consumed by hate of all things Catholic and gay ~ not married and probably unlikely to be ~ no children thankfully ~ often has one off the wrist to relieve the stress caused by your Catholic upbringing and suppressed sexual tendencies .

It's not a pretty picture Aida ~ bloody hell you must be suffering badly and need help desperately ~ there must be some dodgy old lady that can help you get rid of some dirty water and put your mind at rest .

After a little research (isn't the internet wonderful) I believe there's a Mrs O'rielly in the next village who could help you out at a price ~ she will even dress up in her lambs wool coat to make you feel more relaxed if you ask nicely.

You could achieve your ultimate dream ~ sticking one into a Catholic, getting rid of some dirty water for a change and paying her with commonwealth money and all without feeling sheepish .

It could change your view on life for ever :roll:

Seriously Aida I actually feel sorry for you and feel that the care in the community programme has let you down badly ~ very badly ~ I guess it must be run by Catholics ~ it's so very sad .

Bill ~~~ Cath lic ing this weekend :wink:
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Postby webbo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:27 pm

http://www.northeastengland.talktalk.ne ... to%20D.htm

Try this link (hope it works) Some brilliant place names in the North East of England - PityMe, Cockfield, Bearpark, Coxhoe just to name a few!! See what one will be your favourite!

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Postby webbo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:14 pm

I'm sure Nadia must have been here

This street runs through the town of Martinborough, South Wairarapa. The area is bounded on one side by the sea and on another by the Ruamahunga River. . NZ


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Postby BC Numismatics » Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:53 am

Bubbles,I've only ever been to Martinborough once.I haven't heard of that for a road name though.That photo looks like it has been photoshopped & doctored,I'm afraid.

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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:25 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Bubbles,I've only ever been to Martinborough once.I haven't heard of that for a road name though.That photo looks like it has been photoshopped & doctored,I'm afraid.

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Of course, of course... :roll:
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Postby webbo » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:29 am

BC Numismatics wrote:Bubbles,I've only ever been to Martinborough once.I haven't heard of that for a road name though.That photo looks like it has been photoshopped & doctored,I'm afraid.

Aidan.



Aidan, please re-read, it was WEBBO not BUBBLES who posted the picture!
Credit where credit is due, please. :wink: :lol:

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