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What is the name of your town?

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Postby dinos » Mon May 14, 2007 10:57 pm

Sotos wrote:Imagine asking somebody "Where are you from?" and him to reply "Fucking Austria" :lol: By the way, it is pronounced fooking ;)


I hear they have a good Chinese restaurant... :lol:
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Postby sweetie pie » Fri May 18, 2007 8:29 am

There is a place in the Orkney Isles called TWATT. Wanders off to search it!
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Postby dinos » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:21 pm

Sorry to dredge this one up, but figured this would amuse a few people:
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Postby humanist » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:38 pm

Thank you Lena mou for the article on Fucking, Germany ;)
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Postby BC Numismatics » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:47 pm

There are even Scots islands called Muck,Eigg (pronounced 'egg') & Rhum (pronounced 'rum').

It's a shame that there isn't a place called Shagging or Wanking.

Here in New Zealand,we have 2 towns next to each other called Clinton & Gore.They are located in Southland.

In Ontario,Canada,there is even a town called Swastika.

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Postby Mills Chapman » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:14 pm

I actually live near the Amish towns, and they are within 20km of each other. Bird-in-hand is at the bottom left corner, Paradise is east of it, and Intercourse is directly north of Paradise. And Devil, I thought you out of anyone knew how to promote the town of Blue Ball, which is right near the other three. Sometimes that is visitors' last stop. :wink:

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Postby Bill » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:17 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:It's a shame that there isn't a place called Shagging or Wanking.
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Bloody hell ~ good old Adia he can't help help himself ~ always manages to get a wank in his posts ~ must play havoc with his keyboard

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Re: What is the name of your town?

Postby Leffette » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:20 pm

Ahahaha this is really hilarious

They must have mispelled it

FUCKEEN maybe????




quote="LENA"]A Little GermanTown Named . .
(The newspaper article is even funnier than the sign!!)

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Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend[/quote]
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Postby BC Numismatics » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:22 pm

Bill,why don't you go off & have a wank then? Tossing yourself off is good for you!

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