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Hot and cold sex

Postby LENA » Thu May 10, 2007 4:00 pm

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

In fact, I do," said the old man.

"After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually
in January and the second time is in August."
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Postby webbo » Thu May 10, 2007 4:21 pm

VW have you been to the doctors again. Alzheimers resurfaces!
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Postby Niki » Thu May 10, 2007 4:56 pm

webbo wrote:VW have you been to the doctors again. Alzheimers resurfaces!
:?: :?:

Lena :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Kikapu » Thu May 10, 2007 5:44 pm

Thats a funny joke Lena. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby LENA » Thu May 10, 2007 5:49 pm

Glad you liked that guys...by the way kikapu...the joke is about elderly people...do you have anything to confess??? :roll:




Just tease you!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby aussiedrillerman » Thu May 10, 2007 6:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What was that again???
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