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[aussiedrillerman]

A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer.

He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?”

The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, it helps everyone who is a fisherman but do they call me Geonosis the great dockbuilder? No,no."

The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! Everytime I bring back a full catch but do they call me Geonosis the great fisherman? No,no. ”

"and see that breakwater out there, when storms used to come the whole fishing fleet would be destroyed so I build that breakwater with my own two hands, stone by stone and saved the fishing fleet but do they call me Geonosis the great breakwater builder or even Geonosis the savior of the fishing fleet?, No no.

The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ”

[villawagen]

funny as fuck

[dinos]

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
against a charge of bestiality.

"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he’s
expensive and doesn’t know how to pick a jury. I know another
lawyer," he continued, "who’s not a great trial lawyer, but
he’s cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had
second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his
testimony.

"I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he
was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed’s willy."

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up
hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the
fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat'll do that."