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[Get Real!]

This is an old Cypriot joke I just remembered…

A Taxi driver picked up a little boy one day and drove off to take him home. The boy took a seat, fastened his seatbelt, and started asking the cabbie questions…

“If your father was a Bull and your mother was a Cow what would that make you sir?”

“A little calf?” …replied the cabbie.

“If your father was a Stag and your mother was a Deer what would that make you sir?”

“A baby deer?” ...replied the cabbie.

“If your father was a Goose and your mother was a Gander what would that make you sir?”

“Now hang on a tick there son…” complained the cabbie, “Because I’m getting a little tired of this so here’s a question for YOU now…”

“If your mother was a bloody whore and your father a fucking pimp what would that make YOU boy?”

“A cabbie?” …replied the boy.

[dinos]

HA! My uncle told me this one a few years ago. Still funny though.

[devil]

“If your father was a Goose and your mother was a Gander what would that make you sir?”

The son of transsexual birds!

[Get Real!]

“If your father was a Goose and your mother was a Gander what would that make you sir?”

The son of transsexual birds!

Err yeah... try Gosling Devil

On a different note have you noticed that you are nearing your 1,000th message too? I'll bet the server will go down on that night...

[kafenes]

On the note of transexuals.
What do call a transexual nun??
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A transister.

[Get Real!]

On the note of transexuals.
What do call a transexual nun??
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A transister.

A vre kafene inta sou areskoun touta oulla...

[kafenes]

Get Real! wrote:

A vre kafene inta sou areskoun touta oulla...

E oi na katso na spaso.

[LENA]

Nice joke Get Real...I agree with Kafenes comment!!!! Life is too short!!!