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3 stages of sex

Postby aussiedrillerman » Wed May 02, 2007 3:44 pm

There are three stages of sex.

#1 - House Sex - this is when you first get together and have sex all over the house, bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, top of the washing machine etc etc.

#2 - Bedroom Sex - This is the type of sex you have when you have been together for awhile - you now only ever have sex in the bedroom.

#3 - Hallway Sex - This is when you have been together for ages and as you walk past each other in the hallway you say "fuck you"
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Postby amazed » Wed May 02, 2007 4:00 pm

:lol:
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Postby milagros » Wed May 02, 2007 4:06 pm

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Postby Bill » Wed May 02, 2007 4:42 pm

I've been there and done it with the first two stages . :lol: :lol:

I'm now going through the third stage :roll: :cry: :cry:

I suppose I'll have to live on the memories :x

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Postby dancingbear » Wed May 02, 2007 5:39 pm

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What stage this one Bill :wink:

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Postby dancingbear » Wed May 02, 2007 5:41 pm

Or even better,


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Postby LENA » Thu May 03, 2007 1:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby miltiades » Thu May 03, 2007 8:05 am

I'm on stage 3 , after 43 years ! But I don't say fuck you , just in case I'm taken up on that .I say assiktir
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Postby LENA » Thu May 03, 2007 8:26 am

miltiades wrote:I'm on stage 3 , after 43 years ! But I don't say fuck you , just in case I'm taken up on that .I say assiktir


miltiades... :shocked: ... few years ago they explain me what that means actually...I know that you are older than me and know a lot more than me but are you aware of what that literally mean?
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Postby miltiades » Thu May 03, 2007 8:58 am

No Lena , its just a word that practically every single Cypriot , including women , has used . I think is Turkish and I would think in the context it is used it could translate into ASTON DIAOLO , or Get lost in English. I do like the fact that you can say the word , while lingering on to the asssssssssssssssssiktir ..
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