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[aussiedrillerman]

"Dogs"

The dogs all held a meeting
they came from near and far
some came by helicopter
and some by motor car

Some came for curiosity
and some came to "have a look"
but each was made to take their asshole off
and hang them on a hook

All gathered in the hall they were
every mother, son and sire
when some mongrel little yellow dog
yelled out "bloody fire"

Well there was a mad confusion
for there was no time to look
so each dog grabbed at random
an asshole from a hook

Well they got their assholes all mixed up
the big ones and the small
for no dog knew who's coit they had
till they got outside the hall

So thats the reason why you see
when dogs cross in the street
they'll stop and swap a sniff or two
with every dog they meet

and thats the reason also why
a dog will drop his bone
to go and sniff an asshole
to see if its their own

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[GorillaGal]

FROM FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
OWNING A DOG

AN EPITHALAMION



First of all, it's a big responsibility,

especially in a city like New York.

So think long and hard before deciding on love.

On the other hand, love gives you a sense of security:

when you're walking down the street late at night

and you have a leash on love

ain't no one going to mess with you.

Love doesn't like being left alone for long.

But come home and love is always happy to see you.

It may break a few things accidentally in its passion for life,

but you can never be mad at love for long.



Is love good all the time? No! No!

Love can be bad. Bad, love,bad! Very bad love.



Sometimes love just wants to go for a nice long walk.

It runs you around the block and leaves you panting.

It pulls you in several different directions at once,

or winds around and around you

until you're all wound up and can't move.



But love makes you meet people wherever you go.

People who have nothing in common but love

stop and talk to each other on the street.



Throw things away and love will bring them back,

again, and again, and again.But most of all, love needs love, lots of it,

And in return, love loves you and never stops.



Taylor Mali