Bill wrote:I'm shocked that you would think he would be unfaithfull with a camel
The sexual life of the camel
Is not what some people think,
When, at night, alone in the desert,
It tries to bugger the sphinx.
But the sphinx's posterior passage
Is blocked by the the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile!