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[LENA]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped and swore all the time.

THE END

[Gigi]

Lena, you do have some good jokes keep them coming.

[LENA]

Lena, you do have some good jokes keep them coming.

Thanks Gigi...when I get new ones I will keep posting them!! Glad you enjoy them!!

[Niki]

LIKE IT

[kafenes]

I do all those things SINCE I said "yes" (except for boyfriends ) I don't have to cook cause he does, my self esteem shot up, I go shopping, wear whatever I like, never watch sports, & do whatever my soul desires. & get a lot of love as well. Yeahhh!

Kafenes' wife

[karma]

I do all those things SINCE I said "yes" (except for boyfriends ) I don't have to cook cause he does, my self esteem shot up, I go shopping, wear whatever I like, never watch sports, & do whatever my soul desires. & get a lot of love as well. Yeahhh!


BUT I HAVE TO HANDLE HIS PASTOURMA
Kafenes' wife

[kafenes]

BUT I HAVE TO HANDLE HIS PASTOURMA
Kafenes' wife

good one (kafenes' wife again)

[Get Real!]

I do all those things SINCE I said "yes" (except for boyfriends ) I don't have to cook cause he does, my self esteem shot up, I go shopping, wear whatever I like, never watch sports, & do whatever my soul desires. & get a lot of love as well. Yeahhh!

Kafenes' wife

What a sweet couple...

I'll bet the priest pronounced you "Kafetsis" and "Kafetsou".