A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
At the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him to
enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to
his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife, what he was entering by stating each
letter out loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***