"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21, it's like buying a book for someone else to read.
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