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by **aussiedrillerman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:21 pm

More money is spent these days on breast implants and viagra then it is on dementia.

So that means that in 20 years time we wil all be walking around with perky tits and stiff cocks but have no fucking idea why.

by **Bill** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:54 pm

aussiedrillerman wrote:More money is spent these days on breast implants and viagra then it is on dementia.

So that means that in 20 years time we wil all be walking around with perky tits and stiff cocks but have no fucking idea why.

I'm pretty much like that now :oops:

-- except my tits are not so pert :cry:

and that's without the viagra. :shock:

by **Niki** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:17 pm

Bill wrote:
aussiedrillerman wrote:More money is spent these days on breast implants and viagra then it is on dementia.

So that means that in 20 years time we wil all be walking around with perky tits and stiff cocks but have no fucking idea why.

I'm pretty much like that now -- except my tits are not so pert and that's without the viagra.

erm...I thought you were a bloke?

by **Bill** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:14 am

Niki2410 wrote:
Bill wrote:
I'm pretty much like that now -- except my tits are not so pert and that's without the viagra.

erm...I thought you were a bloke?

I thought so too until I saw the post on lesbians.
:shock:

Like most guys Niki there comes a time when your ( meaning mine ) pecs turn a little flabby and it looks like you need a bra (if I was a woman ) even if though it wouldn't really be of any use.

As for the other -- well I do suffer a little as I'm sure my little friend doesn't get enough exercise :oops:

-- I can't wait for the time when it doesn't function to well

so I can tell my partner "no thanks" and it won't affect me to much :shock:

-- I'll get my own back on all those years of her saying "NO" all the time -- perhaps I have a warped sense of humour But at least I can survive of my memories and smile. :lol:

Bill -- who seems to be stiffening up in his old age and can't remember what the cure is :cry:

by **lassi** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:02 am

it seems to familiar. as i seen it in Idiocracy.

by **Niki** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:21 am

Bill wrote:
Niki2410 wrote:
Bill wrote:
I'm pretty much like that now -- except my tits are not so pert and that's without the viagra.

erm...I thought you were a bloke?

I thought so too until I saw the post on lesbians.

Like most guys Niki there comes a time when your ( meaning mine ) pecs turn a little flabby and it looks like you need a bra (if I was a woman ) even if though it wouldn't really be of any use.

As for the other -- well I do suffer a little as I'm sure my little friend doesn't get enough exercise -- I can't wait for the time when it doesn't function to well so I can tell my partner "no thanks" and it won't affect me to much -- I'll get my own back on all those years of her saying "NO" all the time -- perhaps I have a warped sense of humour But at least I can survive of my memories and smile.

Bill -- who seems to be stiffening up in his old age and can't remember what the cure is