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Postby webbo » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:56 am

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Mans rule

Postby aussiedrillerman » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:23 pm

LOL

Women who wear low cut tops or push up bras lose the right to complain about men staring at their tits.
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Re: Mans rule

Postby Niki » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:16 pm

aussiedrillerman wrote:LOL

Women who wear low cut tops or push up bras lose the right to complain about men staring at their tits.


That's why they call it a Wonder Bra. You wonder where they've gone when the bra's off.

Another Wonder Bra joke-

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"- it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

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Re: Mans rule

Postby LENA » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:45 pm

Niki2410 wrote:
aussiedrillerman wrote:LOL

Women who wear low cut tops or push up bras lose the right to complain about men staring at their tits.


That's why they call it a Wonder Bra. You wonder where they've gone when the bra's off.

Another Wonder Bra joke-

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women.

It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"- it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.


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Niki haha...that was great...wonder where they have gone ha??? Never thought about that like you said it...

In Cyprus we dont need those...nature provide us lots of them!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby observer » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:32 pm

True - and most of the big tits end up as politicians ... oh, I think we're talking about something else.
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Postby kafenes » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:44 pm

I hate flat chested women wearing low cut dresses, I feel cheated!!!
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Postby LENA » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:47 pm

kafenes wrote:I hate flat chested women wearing low cut dresses, I feel cheated!!!


I guess you love big tits with low cut dresses??? :wink: :wink:
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Postby kafenes » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:50 pm

Big tits full stop! low cut dress or not:)
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Postby LENA » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:51 pm

kafenes wrote:Big tits full stop! low cut dress or not:)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby T_C » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You guys are too funny!
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