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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking hooker

catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the

hooker,

"How much do you charge?"

The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." The Guy says, "$500

for a hand job?! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says,

"Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes"

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?>

"Yes"

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them

because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The guys says, "What the

hell. You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on

the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,

worth every bit of the $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a

blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "Nope. $1,500.

"I wouldn't pay that much for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over

here to the window big boy. Do you see that casino across the street? I own

that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth

every cent of $1,500.

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put

off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can

scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides

to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable

experience.

He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

"Come over here to the window again. I want to show you something. Do you

see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those

beautiful lights, gambling palaces and showplaces?"

"Damn! You own the whole city??"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."