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WOMAN PASSED HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE

BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL

WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU

DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED, "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED,

AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE,

GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."



THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE

OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM HE

OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS

QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID, "DAD I'M

THIRTY-FIVE,UNMARRIED,

AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE,

GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THE WIFE CAME HOME

FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND

HEARD A BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE

ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD

BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.

THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"


THE HUSBAND REPLIED,


"I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."