I've reached a mighty compromise (and one that took many seconds of thought and deliberation
How about we call the north the 'Lemons' and the south the 'Oranges'. At the end of the day, we're all fruit
(credit must go to My Big Fat Greek Wedding for that inspiration)
On a serious note, the word 'traitor' is barely used these days with good reason. Simply calling the north an illegal state is hardly treachery, it's simply an opinion. I find it quite shocking that this furore has blown up over this an indicative of just how far some Cypriots have to go to be true Europeans, for whom freedom of expression and thought is one of the cornerstones of our modern societies.
Phew... my brain's fried after that, must go and lay down.