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She's obviously a spammer guy's. She just want's you to email her so she can get her hands on your email address and spam you for the rest of your life....

[karma]

yes she does sound keen, you could say almost desperate having just looked at my own profile(as i had forgot what i had written), it says that i am self employed and i am interested in aston villa and volkswagens hardly studmuffin material so why she would be interested in "communication" with me is a mystery .

unless she has found out about my unusually large penis

and u said u loved me
u said u wld murder ur wife just to be with me
u said u wld give up beer just bcoz i asked
i was away just for a week to visit my mother, and u have been having fun with donkey Jane..
goodbye Villa, goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend

[Svetlana]

Karma

You are sooooo funny!

Lana

[karma]

Karma

You are sooooo funny!

Lana

no Lana, I am only a disapointed, fooled, cheated victim

I will never forgive Villa for what he did...a donkey?? damn it..

I hope his alzheimers get worse and worse tht he wont even remember his name..I hope his wife fallen in love with the owner of Heineken and run away...hope his aunty gets fatter...

And I hope All donkeys in Cyprus turn to pastourma as soon as possible

[Bill]

Wow Karma -- so much hate expressed here

Lie down -- take deep breaths -- explore your Karma .

Then repeat this untill you feel better

Villa is a good guy who was seduced in a weak moment by a Jealous relationship distroying donkey that smells.

Apart from his wife -- his children -- his car -- his work -- and his football villa really cares for you.

Now -- thats much better isn't it

Bill

[karma]

Wow Karma -- so much hate expressed here

Lie down -- take deep breaths -- explore your Karma .

Then repeat this untill you feel better

Villa is a good guy who was seduced in a weak moment by a Jealous relationship distroying donkey that smells.

Apart from his wife -- his children -- his car -- his work -- and his football villa really cares for you.

Now -- thats much better isn't it

Bill

No Bill, not deep beaths but even kama-sutra wont help to explore my Karma..
I handled his wife, his aunty, his beer, his football, his alzheimer, even his midget gay partner....BUT ENUFFFFF
A DONKEY??? NO DAMN WAYYYYYYY

wht kind of a care is this?? he made me Rizili in this forum (I dunno hot to say rizili in english )

I pray my God and Allah , hope he receives his karma (not me) tht he deserves.....
yes I hate him but still I wont call his wife...

[karma]

I will not talk about this Jane donkey bitch anymore.....she is gona be pastourma soon or later...wait and see..

[Bill]

Karma -- I think I'm falling in love with you

But sadly I can't match up to villa

I think I'd better take my tablets -- lie down -- take deep breaths -- and reflect on why goats have such beautiful eyes

Bill

[Bill]

A true goat story.

A few years ago I was staying at my sister in laws home in a very small village up in the hills near Pissouri.

My sister in law and her husband were doing some serious arguing about money that was owed by one of their neighbours for some ploughing done the previous year -- the subject had come up as the neighbour had asked for his fields to be ploughed again even though he hadn't paid for the previous work.

Trying to be helpful I asked if the neighbour had anything of value that could be used as payment.

As the neighbour had plenty of sheep and goats I suggested that they could be used as payment which it turned out that everybody including the neighbour agreed was a good idea .

We set off in the pick up and brought back the first lot of sheep without problems -- when we went for the second lot my brother in law noticed some young goats and asked for one of them to be part of the deal.

Although she was very young little miss goat put up quite a fight and I had to hang on to her in the back of the pick up in case she jumped out.

By the time we got to my sister in laws home the goat had attached itself to me and was resting her head on my shoulder ( romantic eh ) -- we tied the goat up at the back of the house and I thought that would be the end of the story ..

Well it wasn't -- the goat kept crying and I kept going out to her and tried to comfort her.

Later that evening we went out to Paphos we returned about 1 am and the goat was still crying -- the poor thing was crying all night and like a fool I went out to talk to her and shut her up.

After a couple of sleepless nights I got a great idea -- I bought a small cheap radio and put it next to her at night -- it worked -- no more crying .

The only problems after that was the strange looks I was getting from my relatives when I went into the back of the house and the goat came running to greet me ..

Anyway it soon came time to leave and return to the UK and I took a couple of pic's of my "girlfriend " for the family album -- as she had they most beautiful eyes I've ever seen .

A few months later I received a phone call from my sister in law -- "congratulations daddy Bill you have two very beautiful babies a boy and girl " --- so it seems that my sister in law has a sense of humour after all .

We returned to Cyprus the following year and the relatives wouldn't stop joking and teasing about my new "children".

The funny thing is that I'll swear that the goat recognised me when when she saw me again

Well that's my story -- absolutely true --- and one of the memories I will always have of holidays in Cyprus.

Bill

[karma]

God !! Bill !! R u serious????
it is very touching and at least it is not a row, cheap story like Villa's..
I believe in love and I respect ur goat gf despite I wld prefer baked goat with potatoes and garlic...
how about the kids?? do they have their mom's eyes too?? is she still in love with u after so many years??
please tell me more about it...I believe in reincarnation and this story is something..
I am posting ur love story to WWF, lets see if they reply...