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by **Baggieboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:18 pm

Snake - steady there - have to be polite about it!. Best one was when Aussies were playing Sri Lanka. Ranatunga was a Sri Lankan batsman who was a bit, well, portly. he wouldn't leave his crease while batting. Then Ian Healy (keeper) said t Warne (bowler) "Don't worry shane, I'll put a mars bar down there that'll get him forward"

by **the_snake_and_the_crane** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:19 pm

Im still getting to grips with it. I only started to understand the basics after a downing a large bottle of guiness and saw some of the sexy West Indian girls in the crowd in the crowd on the opening day. Think those girls were an incentive for me to start understanding it lol.

Im also JUST getting to understand what is a good score and what is a bad score in terms of how many runs scored by how many batters.

Did anyone spot Sol Campbell and Andy Cole in the crowd for the W.I v Ireland match????

by **the_snake_and_the_crane** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:20 pm

Snake - steady there - have to be polite about it!. Best one was when Aussies were playing Sri Lanka. Ranatunga was a Sri Lankan batsman who was a bit, well, portly. he wouldn't leave his crease while batting. Then Ian Healy (keeper) said t Warne (bowler) "Don't worry shane, I'll put a mars bar down there that'll get him forward"

hahahaha...

Sorry, guess my sledging was more for the football pitch.

Has anyone seen that huge guy who plays for Bermuda????

by **Baggieboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:20 pm

That moment went like thiis " And unfortunately Botham couldn't quite get his leg over.... snigger.... he he.....and its England 126 ..... for 3.... cue lots of schoolboy giggles". Heard it live and was creased up!

by **Get Real!** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:23 pm

What business do the Brits have in the Gulf so far away from home if not to stick their nose where it doesn't belong?

If everyone just sticks to their own borders this world would be a much better place...

by **the_snake_and_the_crane** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:23 pm

That moment went like thiis " And unfortunately Botham couldn't quite get his leg over.... snigger.... he he.....and its England 126 ..... for 3.... cue lots of schoolboy giggles". Heard it live and was creased up!

Does that beat John Motson commentary in the 98 World Cup when Stefan Kuntz received the ball for Germany in one match.

Out of nowhere you hear ".....KUNTz"

by **the_snake_and_the_crane** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:24 pm

What business do the Brits have in the Gulf so far away from home if not to stick their nose where it doesn't belong?

If everyone just sticks to their own borders this world would be a much better place...

Shaddup re lol - we stopped talkin about Iran in this thread ages ago lol

by **Baggieboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:42 pm

N -that went like this:

"And there are the German subsitutes (Cuts to a player on the pitch) KUNTZ!

My favourite was a spanish player called Lopez Ufarte

Just made me laff so much "U fart - ey" he he!

by **Baggieboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:44 pm

Get Real -what's your favourite humourous commentary escapade?

by **Baggieboy** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:47 pm

Can we all agree we've all had a good laff - and can I go now and get pissed?

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