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[emjd]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in little white box to use as a house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered Chris a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

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A little voice came out of the box: ..
" I heard you the first time, I'm putting my F*****g shoes on!"

[THE HIGHLANDER]

Nice one emjd

[milagros]

nice

[LENA]

LOL