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Magic Sex

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says,
"You want to play 'Magic Sex'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and f**k,
and then you disappear."

Which First

Teacher asks pupil...
which part of body goes to heaven 1st ?
Pupil replies legs Miss,
I've seen my mum wave her legs in the air screaming,
GOD I'm F*%#ING CUMING!


Next Time

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.

Premature Ejaculation

Who invented the TERM
"Suffers from Premature Ejaculation"???

Must've been a woman,
because no man would call it suffering...


Dynamite

This man comes home feeling pretty frisky
after partying with his buddies half the night.
He walk's into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him.
He take's off all of his clothes and says
"baby you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite."

His wife opens the window and yells "everybody run for your lives,
there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom
and it only has a three inch fuse."

[LENA]

[jody]

very good xx