A lady approaches a priest and says to him, "Father I have a problem.
I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They only know how to say
"Hi, we're prostitutes; do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them in with my
two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible."
My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and they will
learn to praise and worship instead.
"Thank you" the woman responded.
The next day the woman took her female parrots to the priest's home.
His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots
and the females immediately said "Hi, we're prostitutes; do you want to have some
fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims "Put the
f ***ing beads down Frank, our prayers have been answered!!"
Parrots
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by free_cyprus » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:27 pm
oppsss sorry i mean lena damn my spelling is in shit shape when it should be in ship shape lol
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by free_cyprus » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:55 pm
lena im always in a great mood dont think cos i write waht i write about cyprus that im on a downer lol i m always positive and i like to think for myself and come to my own colclusions about whats what ............. i hope your having a good day lena
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by LENA » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:10 pm
free_cyprus wrote:lena im always in a great mood dont think cos i write waht i write about cyprus that im on a downer lol i m always positive and i like to think for myself and come to my own colclusions about whats what ............. i hope your having a good day lena
Haha...you must be drinking free_cyprus...I notice spelling mistakes and your English are always perfect not today...and the day is at the end...ok we have lots of hours but ... anyway thanks free_cyprus have a nice evening as well xxx
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