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Postby eternal » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 am

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:

"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!" :roll:
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Postby webbo » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:28 am

:D :D :D :D Love it
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Postby Niki » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:30 am

Made me giggle too!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby jody » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:38 am

Nice one do like those jokes,very good eternal :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby THE HIGHLANDER » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:43 am

10/10 my kind of joke
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby LENA » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:13 am

lol... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby dms007 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:52 pm

:lol:
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Postby joanna » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:40 pm

:lol: lol please post more jokes if you have pls.
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Postby lev » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:40 pm

:lol:
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