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Would you guys pass the test?

Postby Niki » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:02 pm

The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My
sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went
bra-less.

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she
wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.

Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling, come
up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs At the
top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out
the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always, always, keep your condoms in your car.
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Postby kafenes » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:12 pm

Good One!! :D :D :D
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Postby iceman » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:36 pm

Nice1... :D :D
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Postby BOF » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant!
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Postby jody » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:12 pm

Nice one Niki did make me chuckle, when are you over not long to go now is it???

all the best

Jody xx
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