The Wedding Test
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year and decided to get married.
There was only one thing bothering me: her beautiful younger sister. My
sister-in-law-to-be was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and went
bra-less.
One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she told me she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She said she
wanted to make love to me just once before I married her sister.
Of course I was totally shocked and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going up stairs to my bedroom but if you want one last wild fling, come
up and join me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs At the
top she pulled off her panties and threw them down at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight out
the front door to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're so happy that you've passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always, always, keep your condoms in your car.