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Why did the woman cross the road?

Postby Dadalushe » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:32 pm

More to the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen?? :oops:




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Postby GorillaGal » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:54 pm

i think she crossed the road because there was a shoe store on the other side--and they were having a sale!
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Postby Niki » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:19 pm

Why did the man cross the road?


He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Postby GorillaGal » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:29 pm

hahahahaha. good one Niki.
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Postby dms007 » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:52 pm

Niki2410 wrote:Why did the man cross the road?


He heard the chicken was a slut.


it was the the chicken who crossed the road, lady.
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Postby Niki » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:01 pm

dms007 wrote:
Niki2410 wrote:Why did the man cross the road?


He heard the chicken was a slut.


it was the the chicken who crossed the road, lady.


Yes - and the man followed it :roll:
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Postby GorillaGal » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:13 pm

some men are so dense, aren't they Niki?
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:23 pm

Never mind the easy ones, why did the transvestite cross the road?
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Postby LENA » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:10 pm

Get Real! wrote:Never mind the easy ones, why did the transvestite cross the road?


If the road is in Cyprus...just to change clothes and go to work!!!
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Postby Niki » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:23 pm

GorillaGal wrote:some men are so dense, aren't they Niki?


Yep!!! :wink:
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