Dizzy.
I don’t know what came over me
I really shouldn’t have done it
But I turned a tortoise on its back
And with great force I spun it
It looked so very funny
Spinning with such velocity
And it shocked me when I thought I heard
A sound very much like “Wheeeee”.
As it slowed and then it stopped
And it wobbled on the floor
Somewhere deep inside my head
I heard the sound of “More”.
I gave it one almighty spin
And that really did the trick
Because this time I distinctly heard
The sound of a tortoise being sick.