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[RRichie]

Smokers have a nasty breath how on earth can intimacy be enjoyable between a smelly smoker and a non smoker I will never know. It is a habit that is predominant amongst the working classes and third world people.
Cyprus is unfortunately one such country , third world mentality that still considers smoking as cool. The only thing cool about smoking is the utter disgusting breath that smokers have.

Elton John is a non smoker, I don't think the 'intimacy' bit bothers him too much.

Elton John is also a poofter and a fat one so he needs to watch out.

[Eliko]

I think 'Passing Wind' should be banned from ALL bars and eating places, the 'Butler's Revenge' is the most offensive particularly among beer drinkers.

Guinness seems to produce the most obnoxious nostril burners, a fag and a fart are a deadly combination, in my humble opinion.

[RRichie]

I think 'Passing Wind' should be banned from ALL bars and eating places, the 'Butler's Revenge' is the most offensive particularly among beer drinkers.

Guinness seems to produce the most obnoxious nostril burners, a fag and a fart are a deadly combination, in my humble opinion.

Apparently non smokers are now complaining that because of the smoking ban and lack of smoke in pubs and clubs, they can now smell body odours, plus a good fart is sending them outside with the smokers.

[Eliko]

RRichie, I have a dream, I have a dream that one day, ALL smokers will unite and stand firm against oppression, that one day we will be welcomed back into the bars and foyers of the world, that our fumes will be a socially acceptable alternative to the polutants which daily permeate our nostrils, I have a dream.

[RRichie]

RRichie, I have a dream, I have a dream that one day, ALL smokers will unite and stand firm against oppression, that one day we will be welcomed back into the bars and foyers of the world, that our fumes will be a socially acceptable alternative to the polutants which daily permeate our nostrils, I have a dream.

Man I had that same dream hallelujah Martin Luther Eliko

[Eliko]

Have you noticed how smoking has become the "third world habit " as the tobacco giants faced with decreasing numbers of Western world smokers are concentrating their efforts in the third world.
I have a suggestion that should Cyprus unite , a new national anthem in full praise of smoking should be adopted.

miltiades, I would have thought that there is enough 'Smoke' in the third world countries already, judging by the amount of bombs being dropped all over them by the US.

I do believe most of the 'Giants' of the tobacco industry are in the US, so I suppose a little more won't do too much damage, what do YOU think?.

[RRichie]

I want to save everyone from tobacco smoke fumes so that they can enjoy petrol and diesel fumes more, also the enjoyment of barbecue fumes and aerosol spray smells are a must.

[Eliko]

RRichie, the aircraft industry is possibly the greatest offender in terms of air polution yet it never seems to get a mention.

[The Microphone]

Elkio....without air travel there would be no tourist indutry.............and no bombing...........I suppose we cant have one without the other my friend unfortunately. Its just another way of extracting tax from the working class!

[Eliko]

The Microphone, have you ever set sail on a schooner mate?, a hundred tons of canvas billowing in the breeze and old 'sea dogs' clambering up the rigging, stuff the air travel, the tourist trade would double over-night if we were able to travel in such a fashion.

Err, on second thoughts, a fortnights holiday wouldn't be much use to us, I think I'll have to think it out again, boom boom !.