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[GAVCARoCOM]

there was a plane with 4 passangers ,
one greek ,, one armenian , one Turkish and
his 10 year old son...

suddenly pilot makes an announcement,
gentlemen we have a technical problem and I urge
to take the three parachutes which we have and jump to save at least 3 of your lives...

the armenian says , well I am from california and
I will be the next governor and I cannot die ,
so he takes one parachute and jumps...

then the greek guy , says , I have a large fleet
of ships and I am very smart so I shouldnot die and
he takes one of the bags and jumps...

then the Turkish father says , sonny I am old
you have to live and grow older , please take the
last parachute and save yourself...

the 10 year old turkish boys says,
daddy dont worry we can jump together since we still have two parachutes ...!
father says how comes son there was only three??

the kid says , the very smart greek guy took my
school backpack and he jumped dad...!

[GAVCARoCOM]

Another good one

pope juan pablo II dies and goes to heaven.
the guardian angel san pedro welcome him and
asks his name to check the admission list...
he goes My name is juan pablo II .
the angel says cmon in and hand him over a patch
of cloud to sit on and a hollow over his head.

pope happy looking around couple of minutes ,
surprises with a huge ten acre cloud , a huge castle
and lots of angels pampering one guy from a distance...

pope asks hey who is this guy ??
is he our lord jesus ???
one angel says no of course not ...!
pope goes then who is he with such privilege ???
the angel says, ah him ... he is a persian ...!

then pope says how come ??? I was a pope ,
never committed a sin , I always prayed etc.
they gave me this bullshit small patch of cloud
and look at this persian guy with a huge castle
this aint fair , I dont understand he says .

the angels goes, look pope , we have many saints,
angels , popes , a lot of good people here but...

we have only one persian, here in heaven...!!!

[T_C]

LOL Gav are you getting these from another forum? If not then I came accross the same jokes on a forum where Turks and Greeks were "attempting" to tell jokes and ended up getting into an online war over it

It was quite ammusing for me to watch, knowing what was coming, they really tried to keep calm...but failed!