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by **BirKibrisli** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:55 pm

Kikapu wrote:
pitsilos wrote:only 2 joints?

Yep, sad but true.

The question is: Did you inhale it??? :lol:

by **pitsilos** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:58 pm

Kikapu there is still time then :lol:

I had some snake penis wine the other day while i was in china, it promised the earth and the moon, so the label stipulated. but the truth was it was fucking disgusting, so disgusting that at 3 am i went looking for something to eat and the only thing available was bbq dog :lol:

, as i was pissed anyway i tried that too :lol:

funny enough it tasted like a roo

this is the ad on the snake penis wine

Respectable gust
Welcome to our hotel! To keep your health
happiness & pleasure, we intoduce a special
kind of mysterious nature food to you Strange
Snake Penis Wine

Snake Penis Wine
It can rapidly direct influences to the body
as soon as you drink it, and activating physiol-
ogical ardour, and developing the life quality.
It is not only give good effets to body immedia-
tely but also nourishers your kidney. Pleae refer
to the explanation of the wine before you drink it.

Fee of it will be involved in your check account
Caution : Wine allergy drinkers are cautiously
to drink , during have a cold and hypertension
patients

Price : RMB 88 yuan each bottle
Be our guest, please use our first-class the wine
product

Enjoy your time

by **pitsilos** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:05 pm

also there are laws in china about not having condoms in the rooms, for free, well thats great if you wanna go at it with your thumb :lol:

by **Pyrpolizer** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:13 pm

Birkibrisli wrote:What a pity that a thread which started with so much promise,has degenerated once again into certain people's sexual largess...

I had a lot of interesting things to say,but have forgotten all of them in the excitement.Now if I could find my blue pills,and remember what it was I did when I was on them,I might even switch of this damn computer,and go for it...

Pyro,
If you are really a doctor,can you tell me if the blue pills can make you senile,if you abuse them...?
And while you are there, can "taking advantage of yourself"really make you blind???
Thanks

No Birkibrisli I am not a doctor. That was just a joke to Zan when he was ill. I should have said "doctor" reccomends Atca for medicine.

But yes I think the last hope for people like you and me are the blue pills. :cry:

I am afraid to try them though. Mine still works once a week. :cry:

by **Pyrpolizer** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:28 pm

Kikapu wrote: 51 years old, never smoked in my life. Not very common for a TC Cypriot.

I liked the term TC Cypriot! Can I use it?

Hey I am a GC Cypriot!

:lol:

How about you VP?

by **BirKibrisli** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:58 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:
Kikapu wrote: 51 years old, never smoked in my life. Not very common for a TC Cypriot.

I liked the term TC Cypriot! Can I use it?

Hey I am a GC Cypriot!

How about you VP?

VP is a KKTC Cypriot,obviously! :lol:

by **BirKibrisli** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:02 pm

Pyrpolizer wrote:
Birkibrisli wrote:What a pity that a thread which started with so much promise,has degenerated once again into certain people's sexual largess...

I had a lot of interesting things to say,but have forgotten all of them in the excitement.Now if I could find my blue pills,and remember what it was I did when I was on them,I might even switch of this damn computer,and go for it...

Pyro,
If you are really a doctor,can you tell me if the blue pills can make you senile,if you abuse them...?
And while you are there, can "taking advantage of yourself"really make you blind???
Thanks

No Birkibrisli I am not a doctor. That was just a joke to Zan when he was ill. I should have said "doctor" reccomends Atca for medicine.

But yes I think the last hope for people like you and me are the blue pills.

I am afraid to try them though. Mine still works once a week.

Don't be afraid to try them,Pyro.
They make you at least 20 years younger sexually!
But ask your wife/partner first.It could mean the end of your marriage!!! :lol:

by **joderv1** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:52 pm

joanna wrote:"They have had enough of northern Cyprus, the corruption, the administrative chaos, the endless number of sexpot Casinos purporting to be 5-star hotels, the mainlanders who now outnumber our brothers by 2 to1, the unchallenged annexation of the north to the mainland, the multi-coloured ice cream housing estates, the appalling quality of building, the ubiquitous Turkish army camps, their trucks, jeeps, heavy artillery, the streets alive with conscripts looking for women, etc. and the feeling that they, residents of this self proclaimed state, are being held prisoner in a fortress not much bigger than St Hilarion itself."

Yes

Are you in North Cyprus Joanna? I only ask as you seem to agree with above quote and can only assume you have experienced 1st hand.

Jo

by **sylvia** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:15 pm

minge minge minge.....thats what everybody does about . Its funny that Paphos is practically english!!!! I get annoyed on occasions , especially trying to register a car.....but what the hell.....look at ENgland....no law or order, no education, no-one knows what your eating and oap stay indoors... no respect, NO LIFE. Of course living in Cyprus is different from a holiday. Anyway going to watch vendetta on sigma...