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[T_C]

do I need visa to join the forum?? since i m not Cypriot..

You can pay me £90 Cyprus Pounds to make you an "Associated Cypriot", but it's only good for 90 days.

OR you can pay me £200 and I will make you a "True Cypriot" with a certificate of your preffered choice =

Certificate of MOOO

The Meee-e-e-e-eeeee Certificate of Karpaz.

The "gobble gobble" Certificate of Turkism. (only recognised in the North)

The "bubble bubble" Certificate of Greekism (recognised only in South)

or the National EEE-OOO Award (recognised throughout Cyprus)

For an extra £100 I'll throw in a Cypriot Parenting course with a beautiful complimentary whip, hand made and by using the strongest hand selected donkey cocks found in Cyprus.

[Kikapu]

You can marry me for free and that makes you a cypriot from both sides!

I though VP was going to get set up with a Turkish Cypriot Girl. What happened, did they find out, that you're a Greek Cypriot, or what.

[Kikapu]

For an extra £100 I'll throw in a Cypriot Parenting course with a beautiful complimentary whip, hand made and by using the strongest hand selected donkey cocks found in Cyprus.

I get the impression, that there are lots of Donkeys walking around, without a "cock" in Cyprus, since quite a few members, have been talking about "donkey cocks" lately.

What the hell is going on in Cyprus.

Is the problem only with male donkeys, or all MALES in general.

[free_cyprus]

how comes when a serious question is put forth in this forum people who do not have the vision to give an answer always turn to witt and twit and neglecting and input into the conversation where we can hear all views

[T_C]

For an extra £100 I'll throw in a Cypriot Parenting course with a beautiful complimentary whip, hand made and by using the strongest hand selected donkey cocks found in Cyprus.

I get the impression, that there are lots of Donkeys walking around, without a "cock" in Cyprus, since quite a few members, have been talking about "donkey cocks" lately.

What the hell is going on in Cyprus.

Is the problem only with male donkeys, or all MALES in general.

Actually I believe the whips I'm talking about are actually made out of bulls penises but I had to just change it to be a bit more Cypriot-like. Thats as much as I know, I'm afraid I can't answer your other questions because I honestly wouldn't know, I'm Cypriot but not THAT Cypriot

[karma]

I am not paying any of u a TURKISH LIRA, since u OWE me for my effort to bring ViewPoint back to ur ARMS..

[Kikapu]

For an extra £100 I'll throw in a Cypriot Parenting course with a beautiful complimentary whip, hand made and by using the strongest hand selected donkey cocks found in Cyprus.

I get the impression, that there are lots of Donkeys walking around, without a "cock" in Cyprus, since quite a few members, have been talking about "donkey cocks" lately.

What the hell is going on in Cyprus.

Is the problem only with male donkeys, or all MALES in general.

Actually I believe the whips I'm talking about are actually made out of bulls penises but I had to just change it to be a bit more Cypriot-like. Thats as much as I know, I'm afraid I can't answer your other questions because I honestly wouldn't know, I'm Cypriot but not THAT Cypriot

Which one's are bigger, any idea.

I don't even know, why I'm asking this question, like I need competition or something, like I need a hole in the head.

[humanist]

kipreos kai etho

[Issy1956]

I count myself as being Cypriot first and foremost.

[Kikapu]

I count myself as being Cypriot first and foremost.

That's the way to go Issy1956, or shall I call you 51 year old.!!