Ladies & Gentlemen, last night, was the most bizarre meeting EVER
because everyone attending the Pub-Fest had this “brilliant” idea to fool the rest by… wait for it… arriving at the party with a bucket on their head! 
The result? Well, we couldn’t bloody tell who was who so we ended up with a table full of bucket-heads (including yours truly!
) consuming umpteen quantities of alcohol and everyone trying to convince everyone else that THEY were indeed the real Grump with slurs like…
“im t he gru mp…”
“NO.. im GRU p!”
“feck yu I’M the gromp!”
“You basta I gRUMP!”
So as you can understand, the Cyprus Problem was NOT solved once again due to a total communication breakdown as everyone was preoccupied with the new craze taking Cyprus by storm called… I want to be the Grump!
So Ladies & Gentlemen, by the powers vested in me as head bucket-head I now call upon all CF members to help unravel this mystery as there can only be ONE authentic Grump so please pick which of the pictures posted below is the REAL grump so we can settle this once and for all!
So will the REAL Grump please stand up!
In doing so, I’d also like you to consider the following thoughts because by the morning hours we were all left with many unanswered questions …
1. Was this “bucket-mania” a conspiracy linked to the recent strange political happenings in Cyprus?
2. Was Z4 behind all this in an attempt to undermine the Grump?
3. Did ancient Choirokitians really did gobble down all mini hippos? (<- how did that get in there?)
4. And who were the two mysterious callers from the UK who gay crashed the party via the latest satellite technology called “Blueberries” ???
Without further ado I leave it in your capable hands to help unravel this mystery!
Regards, GR.
bucket-head #1
bucket-head #2
bucket-head #3
bucket-head #4
bucket-head #5
bucket-head #6
bucket-head #7
You may also use this form below the dotted line to guess the identity of the person behind each bucket!
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I believe that…
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bucket-head #2 is =
bucket-head #3 is =
bucket-head #4 is =
bucket-head #5 is =
bucket-head #6 is =
bucket-head #7 is =
