Credit crunch hits Japan
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 Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:01 pm |
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The US banking crisis has spread to Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks; Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:39 pm |
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| Re: Credit crunch hits Japan | |
| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:44 pm |
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| Zorba wrote: |
The US banking crisis has spread to Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks; Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal. |
Not having a whale of a time then 
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| Re: Credit crunch hits Japan | |
| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:28 pm |
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| Zorba wrote: |
The US banking crisis has spread to Japan.
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks; Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal. |
Zorba, heard them before but still made me laugh especially with the current situation.  |
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