Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR!
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 KILOMETRES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 KILOMETRES
Suddenly he begins to realise that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you! My son? '
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST
FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!!
Well, did you like it then GR?
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:12 am |
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Just Great! ... you've driven him off the forum again  |
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:18 am |
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| Oracle wrote: |
| Just Great! ... you've driven him off the forum again |
He has just been arrested for passing out leaflets that say Cyprus is Greek and death to all TCs......Don't worry though...He will be released in three hours...Just about enough time to finish off a bottle of Ouzo with the police.... |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:21 am |
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| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it... 
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on.  |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:23 am |
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| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit...  |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:27 am |
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| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit... |
See? Zanny can do it! |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:32 am |
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| Get Real! wrote: |
| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit... |
See? Zanny can do it! |
Then maybe we should rename Zan to 'Laugh-A-Zan'.  |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:37 am |
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| kafenes wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit... |
See? Zanny can do it! |
Then maybe we should rename Zan to 'Laugh-A-Zan'. |
Someone came up with a similar one last year when they called him LafaZANi... Can't remember who though...  |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:46 am |
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| Get Real! wrote: |
| kafenes wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit... |
See? Zanny can do it! |
Then maybe we should rename Zan to 'Laugh-A-Zan'. |
Someone came up with a similar one last year when they called him LafaZANi... Can't remember who though... |
Change the spelling and we are there I think???? LaughaZan!!! |
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| Re: Holy Prostitutes - this one is for GR! | |
| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:48 am |
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| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| kafenes wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| zan wrote: |
| Get Real! wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Well, did you like it then GR?
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I hate to admit that... I didn't!
The problem with jokes like this is that there's always an expected punch line and by the time I read half way through I can almost always predict it...
I just like a different kind of humor I suppose... spontaneous wit really turns me on. |
I was just going to recommend Oracle but i realised you said wit and not twit... |
See? Zanny can do it! |
Then maybe we should rename Zan to 'Laugh-A-Zan'. |
Someone came up with a similar one last year when they called him LafaZANi... Can't remember who though... |
Change the spelling and we are there I think???? LaughaZan!!! |
Yeah, but LafaZANi is a Greek and Turkish word for a prolific liar!
You should know that... |
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