Cheltenham races
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Another from a former forumer:
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens' toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'
'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.' |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:47 pm |
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| Smiler Brian |
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If ever I owned a racehorse I would call him (or her) "My Face".
Just for the pleasure in hearing the female punters encouraging it to win.
Think about it...... |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:27 am |
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| Smiler Brian wrote: |
If ever I owned a racehorse I would call him (or her) "My Face".
Just for the pleasure in hearing the female punters encouraging it to win.
Think about it...... |
Terrible!   |
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| Re: Cheltenham races | |
| Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:51 am |
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| SSBubbles wrote: |
Another from a former forumer:
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens' toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'
'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.' |
There were some footballers that purchased a horse and named it "my missus" just so they could here the race announcers before a race saying "the jockey is mounting my missus"...true story. |
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| Re: Cheltenham races | |
| Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:08 am |
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| Big Al wrote: |
| SSBubbles wrote: |
Another from a former forumer:
A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens' toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
'You must be in year four.'
'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.' |
There were some footballers that purchased a horse and named it "my missus" just so they could here the race announcers before a race saying "the jockey is mounting my missus"...true story. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:19 am |
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