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So God told Noah to build the snakes a wooden platform.
Even adders can multiply with a log table! |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:04 am |
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What do you call a man with a spade sticking out of his head?
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:06 am |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:53 am |
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What do you call a man having a fit in a pile of leaves?
Russell. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:49 pm |
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| psycho wrote: |
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No Idea!! |
..............What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
Still, no idea!  |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:53 pm |
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs? A currant. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:41 pm |
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud! |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:47 pm |
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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:52 am |
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| you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cant pick your friends noses |
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CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:
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Virginity like bubble,
one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car
get tired.
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Man who run behind car
get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through
airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell,
bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet
is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well,
often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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